Happy things will happen again.
(hipstertheatrepictures, feminist theory, (500) days of summer, and gifs of people making out)
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
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Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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the writer network: good pickup lines are like guns that don't misfire
Tonight, a man tries to hook up with me by offering a pickup line
about how he kisses like a concealed weapon: so softly at first
it’s barely noticeable, then harder until everything is revealed
and the consequences have to be attended to. There’s nothing
in the world easier than undressing for someone
who doesn’t even know your name, like mayflies shedding
their coats of skin and wings after a night of sex
that ends in death. My grandfather once bought
a safety pin for my grandmother for their 50th anniversary
instead of a new golden ring; his reasoning was
that the love between them both always strayed
too far from the safety zone, and they needed something
to hold it all together. And tonight, this man
offers to buy me a decaf coffee instead of a beer
because he thinks I look like the kind of woman
who would get so drunk on love
that I’d need a designated driver anyway.
I was not saved by men who wanted to fuck me
as soon as they got me into bed; I was saved
by men like my grandfather,
who appreciate a woman for her wholeness
instead of her parts.
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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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”Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
N’tima
(Source: mariaarroyo)
